Sunday Pun-Day 2!

It’s that time of the week again—when all the bad cheese puns you didn’t know you needed come together in one place.

So shed all your stress, let your hair down, and laugh a little (or a lot).

After all, with the holiday and everything, this next week is probably going to be a doozy. Or not.

Either way, let’s get cheesy.

 

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What’s cheese’s favorite sitcom?

“Curd Your Enthusiasm.”

 

 

Did you hear about the cheese that didn’t medal at the Olympics?

It fell at the final curdle.

 

 

Why didn’t the cheese want to be sliced?

It had grater plans.

 

 

When can’t you see a cheese?

When it’s pasteurized.

 

 

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?

Too close for comfort food.

 

Got any more good-bad cheese puns? Please share!

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