Sunday Pun-Day: English Edition

This weekend’s collection of cheesy puns plays homage to the cheeses of the British Isles.

Are they any good? You cheddar believe it!

But don’t just take my word for it. Read on and decide for yourself.

 

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Why did cheese go on a diet?

Because it needed to cheddar a few pounds.

 

http://foods.weneedfun.com/cheddar/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What did the Gorgonzola say to the cheddar?

Looking sharp!

 

http://www.cheesewiki.com/huntsman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.

 

https://www.thecourtyarddairy.co.uk/shop/buy-cheese/hard-cheese/buy-gorwydd-caerphilly-cheese/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What are pirates’ favorite cheeses?

Chedarrr and Parrrmesan.

 

https://happyspeedy.com/content/cheez-it-duoz-sharp-cheddar-parmesan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How did the cheese paint his new boat?

He Double Gloucester.

 

http://www.gloucestercattle.org.uk/2015/gloucester_cheese.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What kind of dog does cheese have?

A Colston Bassett hound.

 

https://ladyharriethamilton.wordpress.com/2015/01/12/cheese-of-the-week-colston-bassett-stilton/

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