Super Cheesy Jokes for Super Bowl Sunday

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The other cheesemongers in my life like to say that “Sunday is the best day!”

Why?

Because it’s Sunday Pun-Day.

In keeping with tradition–in a show of thanks to all the super cheesy people who read this blog–I present to you a slew of super cheesy jokes, hand crafted with all of my mental strength, in honor of Super Bowl Sunday.

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What’s cheese’s favorite sport?

Cheese ball.

 

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What did the cheesemonger say when his shipment of Parmigiano Reggiano came in?

Grate! Let’s get cracking!

 

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What did the cheese lover say while trying a wedge of Vento d’Estate?

Hay, this rind is hard to eat!

 

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What did the customer think of the new cheese her monger sampled her?

It was the best one Chèvre ever had!

 

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What did the journalist say when he caught the cheese importer lying?

Garrotxa!

 

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What’s cheese’s favorite TV show?

“The Mold and the Beautiful”

 

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What did the cheese traders say after they almost missed their flight to Greece?

Manouri glad we made it!

 

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What did the Louisianan cheesemonger say was her favorite instrument?

Myzithra.

 

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What was the affineur’s advice to the amateur cheesemaker?

The Langres you wait, the harder the rind gets.

 

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What’s cheese’s favorite song?

“Take a Look at Brie Now”

 

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No matter who you root for tonight, or if you even root at all, just know that cheese always wins.

 

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